What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your going to be alright just relax

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

Maybe leave out

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Deuteronomy 17

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?